Wright quotes added 2/14/2004
those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
so what's the speed of dark?
do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
a device for finding furniture in the dark.
people quit looking for work when they find a job.
intend to live forever - so far, so good.
the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
happens if you get scared half to death twice?