More Thoughts.....March 6 , 1999

 

Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?..I don't think so.

Is there another word for Thesaurus ?

Is the alphabet in that order because of the song?

My friend Sandy thinks that the slowest and most painful way to die would be to be run over by a county truck.

If you put instant coffee in a microwave will you go back in time?

Is there really any difference between fishing and just standing on the shore looking stupid?

The government will soon be putting us back on daylight savings time, and I'm wondering what they did with all that daylight we saved last year.

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